May 2011
43 posts
Anonymous asked: FDHRLKUSHEF SPAM SPAM SPAM WITH A SIDE OF SPAM. AND THEN THERE ARE SECONDS. SPAAAAAAAAMMMMMM JHFDSKLJSDHLKFHISDJFKDS
May 31st
Anonymous asked: UMAD. JAJAJAJA. YOU'RE NOT PUBLISHING MY SPAM. KADSHUFLKIHDSFIJESIJFLIJEIO IMMA SPAM YOU MORE.
May 31st
Anonymous asked: ITS FUNNY CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM. aha.
May 31st
daleksanddemons asked: apparently its cake time. (via your bro)
May 31st
Anonymous asked: KLJSDHFIUSDHNF
May 31st
May 31st
May 31st
“To me, at least in retrospect, the really interesting question is why dullness...”
– David Foster Wallace, The Pale King (via fishingboatproceeds)
May 30th
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May 29th
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My Weekend
Play Minecraft Watch Fruits Basket Read Paper Towns Lather, Rinse, Repeat. Awesome.
May 29th
“Because basically, Hank, there are only three categories of dinners: there are...”
– John Green (via crackintheuniverse)
May 28th
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May 28th
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daleksanddemons asked: boy, why you stalkin mah tumblr?
May 28th
Mrmmmmm
*Kid drops backpack in front of me*
Kid: GET ME MAH BACKPACK AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH
Me: I can only do one of the two.
Kid: Ok
Me: So Mayo or Mustard?
May 28th
daleksanddemons asked: Yeah, but I told Adam you were grounded. :3 But he said you were supposed to go over.
May 28th
daleksanddemons asked: apparently you were supposed to go to austin's.
May 27th
May 27th
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daleksanddemons asked: Oh Alanna has that one. it's pretty cool, but if your gonna do that, you mind as well collect all three and also get 9/10's screwdriver. DUDE WE SHOULD ALL BRING OUR SCREWDRIVERS TO SCHOOL.
May 27th
daleksanddemons asked: hehehehehehhe matt smith. he's so cute like a little kid! He attacked himself woth a puppet badger. Like a boss.
^lol, woth...
May 27th
daleksanddemons asked: Actually, its more leik, "VWORP, VWORRP, *pew pew pew*" and I'm jelly of your USB. BUT FINE. BE LIKE A MONGOOSE.
May 27th
daleksanddemons asked: NO. IM BORED. GET A FACEBOOK. just put your name down as ‘john smith’, k?
May 27th
daleksanddemons asked: GET A FACEBOOK. IM BORED. *omnom water*
May 27th
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May 23rd
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 16th
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THE ROAD TO MOAR FOLLOWERS
Today
[You]
I gained a follower
^0^
Hell yeah
5 in counting
NEXT THE WORLD
And Mr doyle
[Kelsey Rosenberg]
lololololol, it happens when you post more.
annnd i have 34
[You]
34 gay ones
HA
[Kelsey Rosenberg]
naw
just us girls
[You]
If you search my user name on tumblr you get pr0n
[Kelsey Rosenberg]
and you
[You]
so I win
[Kelsey Rosenberg]
and some creepy guy
you get porn?
eww
[You]
mhm
[Kelsey Rosenberg]
no
jus
no
[You]
Hey no complaints from me
XD
Cause one day
a
[Kelsey Rosenberg]
ogawd
you creepy
[You]
whole bunch of perverts
are gonna look up mah name
a
and
th
think
Im a pornstar
AND ILL GET MORE FOLLOWERS
[Kelsey Rosenberg]
you look like your stuttering
[You]
i am
[Kelsey Rosenberg]
but
they're porn blogs
[You]
soo
I STILL GET FOLLOWERS
[Kelsey Rosenberg]
i have one porn blog following me
[You]
THEN WHEN I HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF FOLLOWERS MORE FOLLOWERS WILL WANT TO FOLLOW ME
YAH
EVENTUALLY
MR DOYLE
MUHAHAHAHAHAH
[Kelsey Rosenberg]
and then you'll post porn
[You]
wat
No
[Kelsey Rosenberg]
XD
[You]
That wasnt apart of mah plan
: |
[Kelsey Rosenberg]
well
then you wont get followers
so
[You]
SO IF I POST PR0N
I GET MOAR FOLLOWERS
INGENIOUS BRB
May 13th
Listenmichaelaranda: “It’s Okay To Not Like Things” A...
May 13th
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May 12th
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daleksanddemons asked: you creepin on mai tumblr?

YOUR JUST JEALOUS THAT I HAVE 34 FOLLOWERS.
May 12th
May 11th
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daleksanddemons asked: YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liygvbJcVs1qeq4nr.gif
May 11th
May 11th
OSAMA'S DEAD!
autolikescake: sizable-lions: fivetail: deathcab4booty: CASE CLOSED! BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS! OKAY FUCK I SNORTED. BRING OUT THE DANCING LOBSTERS I should not be laughing at this but derp
May 2nd
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May 1st
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